随着一声『观音娘娘到』，从天上掉下一滴甘露正好落在你的嘴唇上！
你在恍惚中看见了25两黄金。
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,“ said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room, people say, ’Hello, Monsignor.’“
　　
　　
　　　　The second mother went on, “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, ’Hello, Your Excellency.’“
　　
　　　　“My son is a cardinal.“ continued the next one. “When he enters a room, people say, ’Hello, Your Eminence.’“
　　
　　　　The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds,“ she said, “When he enters a room, people say, ’Oh, my God.’“

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It's a good joke abt god, but god plz, dun snatch money from me!!
AMEN!

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